I think we've just missed a tree
the third one today, yeah
The boat that Graham didn't see
Is right in the way, yeah
We've got Graham Tickett to steer
We've got Graham Tickett to ste-e-eer
We've got Graham Tickett to steer
But he don't care
We think his catches are late
and slowing us down, yeah
The boat just never goes straight
when he is around, yeah
We've got Graham Tickett to steer
We've got Graham Tickett to ste-e-eer
We've got Graham Tickett to steer
But he don't care
I don't know why his hands are so slow
He oughta spin fast,
he oughta spin fast, like me
Before he finds he’s losing his seat
We've got Graham Tickett to steer
We've got Graham Tickett to ste-e-eer
We've got Graham Tickett to steer
and we don’t care
we don’t care
(Repeat chorus till Graham says it's not funny any more, then repeat some
more)
