Every meal you make
Every sirloin steak
Every cream filled cake
Every full fat shake
Please think of your crew
Every single day
Every fruit puree
Every peach soufflé
Every free buffet
Please think of your crew
Oh can’t you see
Those are calories
How you must just hate, trying for lightweight
Every chip you take
Every crumbly Flake
Every fairy cake
Every coffee break
Please think of your crew
Since the start you’ve been just a hopeless case
As we starved we just watched you feed you face
You don’t row well and you take up so much space
You’ll never lose twenty kilos by the race
Eat more fibre maybe, and less cheese
Once, when hungry
You ate pot-pouri
You just got so stressed, at least your breath was fresh
Every beer you take
Every loaf you bake
Every bap you make
Every fast you break
Please think of your crew
Every chip you take
Every crumbly Flake
Please think of your crew…
Please think of your crew…
Please think of your crew…
