If you sit upwind of stroke
You might want to try this little joke
Eat curry, be happy,
And when you feel your gasses bubble
Ensure you sit at bow in the double
Eat curry, be happy,
Eat curry, be happy now
CHORUS:
Eat curry, be happy.. eat curry, be happy
Eat curry, be happy.. eat curry, be happy
They said you're small and catch too late,
Teach them a lesson in the eight
Eat curry, be happy,
They will forget your limitations,
And hope that you get constipation
Eat curry, be happy
CHORUS:
(I eat curry - I'm happy. Eat curry, be happy,
You should try the Shish Mahal. They have free delivery,
I am so happy. Eat curry, be happy.)
Don't have no shame, just let it rip
And watch the crew abandon ship
Eat curry, be happy,
Make sure your stroke's all you release
Or reinforce your best one-piece
Eat curry, be happy
CHORUS:
(Don't worry, don't worry, don't do it.
Eat curry. Put a phal in your face.
Don't bring everybody down.
Don't worry. It will soon pass, whatever it is.
Eat curry, be happy.
When it's curried, I'm happy...)
